it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Randomize
