Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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