barbara walters just said penis...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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