i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
