I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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