Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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