The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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