I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Swine flu. Run for my life!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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