Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
this hospital has no fireball
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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