Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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