Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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