I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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