That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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