After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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