I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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