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I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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