maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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