Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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