when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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