do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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