Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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