apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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