whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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