You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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