Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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