Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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