thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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