Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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