so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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