i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
