No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I've blown a few things in my day
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
