College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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