is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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