I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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