so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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