he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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