you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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