I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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