hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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