normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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