Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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