we're blogging at a bar
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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