I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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