He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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