Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The air was thick with penises
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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