Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you win again, gameday.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We are two peas in an std pod
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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