All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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