But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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