I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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