I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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