Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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