She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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