I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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