I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize
