Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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