An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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