So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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