Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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