Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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